Welcome to the Royals Weekly Substack
A newsletter for the truly depraved
Welcome! We’re very excited to launch the Royals Weekly Substack, an exclusive hub for those who want more in-depth analysis and commentary than any rational person should want about the Kansas City Royals.
This Substack will provide subscribers with an additional, mid-week episode of Royals Weekly, a weekly newsletter (published Sunday mornings), occasional articles (which may become frequent … we have a lot to say), first priority for mail bags, and exclusive giveaways.
The goal is the same as it’s always been with our podcast: to provide the most in-depth, comprehensive Royals analysis possible while cracking a few jokes about Mike’s hair line (or what’s left of it).
Our first 5 posts are available to everyone as a free taste. After that, it’s just $5 a month to be part of the fun.
We hope you’ll join us for what promises to be weird as hell … if nothing else.




Wow I feel like the first one in Disneyland. Kept refreshing YouTube and wondering where y'all were, but apparently you were very busy. Congrats on new site
-weekly weirdo